main nshe me tha jaan...

Population control system
in Pakistan HUM
DO
HAMAARE
DO
Uske baad jitne ho, ATANKWADI bana do!

Ek chooha sharab k glass me gir gaya.Wahan se ek billi guzri to usne billi se kaha k mjhy yahan se nikalo phir chahy mjhy kha jana.Billi ne laat mari or glass gira diya.Chooha nikal kr bhaga or bil me ja kr khara ho gyaBilli na kaha jhooty, dhoky baaz tm to keh rahy thy k mjhy nikalo beshak mjhy phir kha lena…Chooha MuskurayaOr BolaJaan naraz mat honaUs waqt main Nashy me tha…?

Apna Purse kholo Or usme se 1000 Ka Note Nikalo..
Gandhiji Ka Photo Dekh Kar Bolo " Happy Birthday " BAPU"
Wo Note Le Kar Kal Milo " Birthday CELEBRETE Karenge.

BOY-Duniya Bhulai Mene Tere Liye
Jannate Sajai Mene Tere Liye


Par Tune Kya Kia Mere Liye
GIRL-Munnii..
Badnaam Hui, Darling Tere Liye .

Muskurahat apke"sms"se milti thi,Dil ko rahat apke "sms"se milti thi,Band kyun kar diya"sms" karna,Hamari to sms factry bhi apke"sms" se chalti thi.

Dr. Apki bv sirf 5 ghante ki mehman hai i m sory.Husband: koi bat nai dr.sahb jb 25 saal nikal gye to 5 ghante b nikal hi jayenge…..
Sardarni to Sardar:Have u Eaten Mooli Da Paratha…?Sardar: NO..Sardarni: Jhoot Mat Bol Kameeney..!Lips Can LieButHips Dont Lie.,:-)
Ek shadi me dulhan kapehla mangetr bsaj dhj k aya.Kisi ny pucha k kyaap dulha hain?Us ny kaha “G Nahi MeSemi Final me haargya Tha.Final dekhny aya huN
Ek larki class me gana ga rahi thiO ZARA zara TOUCH ME touch me touch me!Tabhi 1 larka utha or larki ko chu lia orBola himmat hy to aage Gaa k dikha!!