JOKS

JOKS TO JOKS HOTE h…na….

1.Aap ki shaan me char line pesh kar raha hu.!!pasand aaye to Taaliya bajakar navajiyega..

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GIN LO...PURI CHAR LINE HAI.....

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2."Mujhse Shadi Karoge"
Kal Pura Din Sochkar
Mummy Papa
Bhai Bahan
Sbke Sath Bethkr Masvira Krke
Parso Mujhe Bta Dena Ki Ye Gana Kis Film Ka H

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3.Roye woh iss kadar unki laash se lipatkar, Ki..!!Ki laash khud uthkar boli......Le tu mar ja saale, main fir kabhi mar jaunga.....

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4.Baba ramdev kahete hai achi sehat kliy saas pe control karo.
Ab baba ko kon samjaye yaha biwi pe control hota nahi
To saas pr kaise control kare?

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5.Sad story :(

2 chuzon ko ek dusre se pyaar ho jata hai
jab dono bade hote hai to unko pata chalta hai ki
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dono murgay hai

Moral:Kachi umar ka pyaar!
na aar na paar ;-)

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6.I Love You....... ye msg kisi ladki ko bhejo
aur jeeto nazdiki police station
ki trip wo bhi luxorius jeep me
.Khana.Phina.Rahna
free.uper se Body Massaj v

GOOD NIGHT

GUD 9ET

Ab itni night ko apun tere ko
kisi film ki kahani sunane
k liye msg to karega nahin.
Common sense ki baat hai k
tere ko GUD Night bolney ka hai!
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Bindas sone ka, Rapchik sapne dekhne ka,
Bhoot ko nahi dekhne ka, Boleto
Aina nahi dekhne ka
Aur blanket odh ke fultus so jane ka
Bole ton Good Night.
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As the day turns into night,
keep your worries out of sight.
Close your eyes and go to sleep,
All the good times are yours to keep.
Sweetest dreams & Good Night

Anjaan Hai, Anjaan Hi Rahne Do
Kisi Ki Yaado Me Pal Pal Yun Hi Marne Do
Kyoun Badnaam Karte Ho Humara Naam Leke
Ab Toh Iss Naam Ko Benaam Hi Rahne Do

Kash khuda ne hume “aansoo” banaya hota…..
us bewafaa ki aankh me basaya hota…..
jab girte aankh se unki …….
to marne ka maza to aaya hota …