JOKS

JOKS TO JOKS HOTE h…na….

1.Aap ki shaan me char line pesh kar raha hu.!!pasand aaye to Taaliya bajakar navajiyega..

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GIN LO...PURI CHAR LINE HAI.....

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2."Mujhse Shadi Karoge"
Kal Pura Din Sochkar
Mummy Papa
Bhai Bahan
Sbke Sath Bethkr Masvira Krke
Parso Mujhe Bta Dena Ki Ye Gana Kis Film Ka H

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3.Roye woh iss kadar unki laash se lipatkar, Ki..!!Ki laash khud uthkar boli......Le tu mar ja saale, main fir kabhi mar jaunga.....

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4.Baba ramdev kahete hai achi sehat kliy saas pe control karo.
Ab baba ko kon samjaye yaha biwi pe control hota nahi
To saas pr kaise control kare?

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5.Sad story :(

2 chuzon ko ek dusre se pyaar ho jata hai
jab dono bade hote hai to unko pata chalta hai ki
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dono murgay hai

Moral:Kachi umar ka pyaar!
na aar na paar ;-)

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6.I Love You....... ye msg kisi ladki ko bhejo
aur jeeto nazdiki police station
ki trip wo bhi luxorius jeep me
.Khana.Phina.Rahna
free.uper se Body Massaj v