1.Santa- Kal Raat Ko party main maine ek ladki ko RAPE se Baachaya.
Banta -Wah Bhai Par Kaise??
Santa-Self Control Yaar Self Control !!
Banta -Wah Bhai Par Kaise??
Santa-Self Control Yaar Self Control !!
2.Santa: agar me Bus pe chadu ya Bus mujh pe chade,
dono me kya fark hai?
Banta:koi fark nai,
Dono bar ticket teri hi kategi.
dono me kya fark hai?
Banta:koi fark nai,
Dono bar ticket teri hi kategi.
3.Santa:-Agar Teri Bivi Ko Bhootni Lipat Jaye, To Tu Kya Karega?
Banta:-Mujhe Kya Karna ! Ye Do Behno Ka Aapsi Mamla Hai
Banta:-Mujhe Kya Karna ! Ye Do Behno Ka Aapsi Mamla Hai
Student: Ji shaadi.
Teacher: Mera matalab, kya banoge?
Student: Ji dulha.
Teacher: Are, mera matlab hai, kya hasil karoge?
Student: Ji DULHAN.
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